Saturday, December 20, 2008

Almost There

Somehow this year has flashed by. I have dated three people this year, which totals me to exactly five people, the same amount of people my mom dated including my dad. I don't know whether to find it sad that my mother dated only five people, or the fact that I managed to date that many in two years. I dunno, you decide.
I've been playing with names lately, only girl names though cause all the guy names I like are much weirder then those of the girls (such as Bat and Hammy... maybe Able). I'm really into the name Memory right now. I can explain why for once, too! I was listening to my i-pod and writing and I couldn't think of a name for a character, so I said, "I'll just name them after the next song title that comes up" and it just HAPPENED to be Memory by Sugercult. It's a pretty name, too.
On another note, I'm really into Pokemon right now. Well, I always have been, but even more so at this point. My favorite remains what it has been for the past... ten years now, Eevee, though Totodile, Chimchar, Skitty, Buneary, and Vulpix have slowly added themselves into the top six (haha, because you can only carry six around at a time, get it?). The really sad bit is I'm blogging this for the whole world to see.
Now, my question this week for my readers to pounder then comment on is this: How do you killa vampire? You can use your own ideas, traditional refrences from books, or modern ideas, such as those from Stephenie Meyer. I look forward to seeing your responses.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Boredom

The usual. Sad, hm? Well, I suppose ranting is not good enough today.
It's snowing here in Minnesota, which sucks. I mean, I like looking at it, but why does it have to be cold? Preferably, I'd like it warm, but sometimes you just can't choose. Let's just say I'm moving very far away one day, most likely to an island in the Pacific.
Anyhow, I've already watched The Lion King II. If you know my family that's saying something. My brother made fun of the plot, I had my sexual innuendos. It was all very fun.
Well, I need to go shovel now, which will be interesting.
I'm asking for a flamethrower for Christmas, which I'm sure I won't be receiving. Bye!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Chapter Five

She is mad at me
I have no idea why
but she is.

Her face is red
Her blue eyes storming
Yet, I don’t know what is wrong

The scene is gone

There are flashes of liquid
blood red,
flowing

And there are bats everywhere
trying to tell me something
Something life changing

Friday, December 5, 2008

Help

I'm writing in my families Christmas letter this yr... (sorry, the non-...religious generic holiday newsletter)and I have no idea what to write my artical on.
That's where you all come in.
Can you comment on what would be interesting about my year (must be about me, and has to be child appropriate).
Well, have fun.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I Feel Bla

Ok, so. This is a description of how I feel this week:
Half the time I don't know what to say, and when I do, I open my mouth and nothing comes out.
Today I'm butter yellow, which doesn't really look like butter, but still is called that. Tomorrow I will be as pink as a rose. The next day I think I'll be black like night.
The only way I know I'm not fake is when I watch The Real Housewives on Bravo.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Creative writing week part 2

Hitting, Smashing
Time rolls on

Waiting Pulsing
Tick Tock Tick

Only some see me
As who I am
Few see the change in my emotion

Don't ask if I'm ok
cause I'm not
Ask what's wrong
because something is

And I'm alone
people see and do nothing
or there's ignorance aside

I am alone
I bulid my wall
Everyone sees it
but none can break through

!Scorro!
Help me!

No one hears my gurgled screams
I sink under
UNDER
UNDER

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Writing

It's time for creative writing week.
Here's my favorite achievement.

Writing
Over time I learned to get out all my problems through phrases and clauses. All the teens whose stories I drew had worse lives then I ever would. But I was still them. I was Margot Williams and Austin Careos. I was Margaret Smith-Yuko and Wren and Bat. Suddenly I turned into Beauty and Beau, Morning and Mai. Suddenly I became them instead of me.
I forgot Teddy
So back, back, back. Back to the reality that burns and cuts. Back to the reality that crushes and throws away the splinters that are all that is left of my bones.
I go to school and stay to learn and go home just to show my parents I'm ok. And then I'm Temma and Clarity. All my stories, all my words. Rush, split, ink.
At school when I need to go away I write poems. One, two buckle your shoe, or I'm writing lists of uselessness for later, names of character that will never be born, their stories never told.
Names.
Names of characters, names of friends, names that will stick forever:
Kathryn
Elizabeth
Goran
Kat
Guy
Megan
No, not Megan. No I think I'll be Teddy.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Presidents

To humor my one comentee of the last post, I shall humor you with my top ten lists of both good and bad presidents.
Let's start with the bad:
1. Andrew Jackson: Illiterate. A was vetrain that just wasn't meant to be president.
2. Teddy Roosevelt: (which is funny cause we share the same nickname)
3. Bush Jr.: Need I say more?
4. Van Buren: After seeing the movie Amistad I've lost all respect for that man.
5. Andrew Johnson: the crappy choice after Lincoln. You'd think the Republican party would pick another REPUBLICAN for vice president. Apprently they weren't that smart.
6. Grant: great war hero, awful president. Just because you can win a war doesn't mean you can run a country.
7. Trumen: Ended WWII, but he loses points for droping the atomic bombs.
Ok, I don't have a full top ten, more of a top seven.
Now, the good.
1. McKinley: Had the coolest assassination, but since I can't totally go by that he did great ecenomic stuff for the country and apprently he was also a pretty decent guy.
2. William Henry Harrison: He died in 30 days! I feel kinda bad for him. He got nothing done.
3. FDR: Got the country through not only the great depression but also WWII while fighting polio in a wheelchair, that's pretty damn awsome.
4. Clinton: Made June national Gay Pride Month in 2000. That alone is worthy of applause.
5. John Quiency Adams: He had to live up to his name. Which is sad. I feel bad for him.
6. JFK: also assassinated, started NASA, helped cival rights
7. Woodrow Wilson: He makes the list for finally giving women their right to vote!
8.Jefferson: He had the right idea on the road to democracy.
9. Nixon: Helped improve relations with the U.S.S.R. in China. He made a pretty big mistake but he did really good things, too. I feel really bad for the guy.
10. Lincoln: He might be 10 but at least he made the list. I suppose stopping slavery gives him a step up and being president all through the cival war, but at the same time I have to wonder if he was really that great and not just made that way because he abolished slavery and got assassinated not too long after.
Well, thats all for this week. Go free speech! I am not debating any of my reasons for liking or dislikeing these people and do not care how or why your top 10 are better. This is my opinion which will probably change through the course of my U.S. history class. Thank you, come again ^^.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Assassination and Gomamon

Ok, so what did I do today you ask. That is simple.
I watched a movie on presidential assassinations then watched Digimon the Movie.
I think I'm the only one person who can say that in a sentence and be totally serious.
The movie on presidential assassinations is better described as a documentary on the McKinley assassination. I've become a bit of a dork about presidential assassinations in general, but, as my apush teacher learned, i like McKinley's the most. Why you ask? Because it's so ironic! If you don;t realize who McKinley was he was an x-amount of presidents after Lincoln, third to be assassinated (assassination is the word of the day, by the by). He was assassinated in the.. Science buliding of the 1901 worlds fair by anarchist Leon Czolgosz (who was Polish, can't tell you how to prounce the name). He died because he didn't have some weirdo fluid in his body. President Theodore Roosevelt followed him and as Mark Hanna most famously said, "Now that damn cowboy is president." I have to agree with Hanna. Roosevelt is in my top 10 most hated presidents, only behind Andrew Jackson. My favorite is McKinley (who did abosolutly nothing but get assassinated, may I add, but this shouldn't suprise anyone since my 2nd favorite President is William Henry Harrison who died 30 days in office)
Digimon the movie came from my want for childhood... I know.. sad. My favorite Digimon was Gomamon whom you can see on the right of your screen (the other picture is of McKinley). He is absolutly useless in the rookie level, mostly because his attack is called "Parade of fishes". If thats not a big hint that he's worthless I don't know what is.
Anyway, Simpson time! Bye!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Daylight Savings Hell

It's been a long week. Nothing seems to be coming out right. Words aren't flowing through my veins. It's almost as my articulation is dead today.
Usually I don't have to think when I write, just follow my instincts. But, I suppose double guessing myself can cause problems.
So, now I'm sitting here eating Cheetos. When the race is over I'll watch that dvd from Netflix.
I'm waiting for the election to be over so I can be with Tom. But, I'm afraid this will be the last weekend of freedom.
No more computer.
No more friends.
No more fun.
Just school.
Oh well, I suppose I was looking for less company yesterday, what's another week? Or month? Or semester?
We'll see, won't we?

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Sunday '08

Twilight movie trailers
Facebook, too
Procrastinating on homework
I-Pod and glue

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Lalalala Lampshade

Truley, this week has been interesting.
I really don't have much to say. I could keep going on my pokemon rants, but you're getting bored with those.
SO, instead I move on to my favorite passtime only third to hanging out with my buds and writing. READING.
I need book suggestions.
That's all I got.
Bye!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Part 2

My hair smells like cat shit.

Haha, no it doesn't. Certainly got your attention though.

This week its back to Pokemon.



I want one. And its not just for the co-ed parties 0f hormonal teenagers either. No, I want a cute little guy/ girl that could basically kill me. Like, for instance, I can totally see Tonks as a Spearow I know it is terribly sad, I do. But she hates everyone but her owner (me ^^).


Though Tonks as a Spearow would be pretty neat, having a whole new Drew would be pretty gnarly, too. I think he is best described as a Snorlax. He is lazy only moving around for food.

I know that this entire post looks pretty weird, but so far I have a Spearow and a Snorlax... hmm... whats left? I know! A cute outfit... lets see here... *searches images on google*... Ah... here we go!

See? Cute, no?
Wow... I just waisted an entire evening on completely nothing... yay!
Oh, and note to my readers concerned about the well being of the Pokemon:
There are pokemon beauty pageants now! See, as long as one doesn't light another tail on fire everything is fine ^^.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Pokemon

You'd think it was supposed to be a bad number, for me, not so much.
I'm writing tonight, thats a highlight if I've ever heard one. I haven't been latly and that makes me feel bad. My dream is to kick ass writing, but I never can find the time anymore.
Because my blog is completely made up of random banther, I wish we lived in the Pokemon world like Ash Ketchum does. Ok, as weird as that sounds, its true right.
You're a teenager, without an adult, no school, and there are cute/ powerful little creatures around to protect you. Totally a perfect thing, right? I mean come on, some trainers even seem to gather in groups, may I add co-ed parties of travelers. Not to mention you can battle and crap, which must be a cool high.
Anyway, today was a good day.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Ten Eight

Ok, well, now that I've discovered someone is reading my blog I am randomly posting again.
Two days in a row is pretty decent, no?
Ok, so my blog had 3 months to live in 2007 and I wrote 64 posts altogether. This year it took me 9 months to get up to those 64. I need some more posting. I'm not saying once a day or anything, thats too many and I don't think funny works that way.
In other news:
Tonks is as cute as ever and kick ass on the cat scale. She's very noisy and annoying at 7 a.m. on the other hand.
I'm also looking for new name ideas!
I'm looking for both male and female and ones I have not used before (if I have ANOTHER Meg book I'm gonna puke).
Thank you

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

WHOO

Ok, well, checking my blog I was surprised to see 2 comments on my last post.

Thank you to Molly and "my number one reader" (and though I am a bit creeped out by the name, thank you for reading).

As you all know, this is a place for ranting; YAY ranting! It is also a place for happiness, and creativity. This was created so I can babble randomly about useless crap that almost no one seems to actually care about.

Today, on the other hand, I'm being political.

The elections come on November 11th and even I am itching to see who wins the election, though, being the liberal I am, am biased toward Obama.

After giving that bit of warning, let's talk about the Republican VP candidate.

McCain choose HER over Tim Palenti. Sure, I hate Palenti as much as the next Minnesotan Democrat, -but still!- has anyone heard what Palin has to say???

The only thing really bugging me about this election is the signage. I also can't hum anything going past the McCain signs, which bugs the shit out of me. At least in the last Bush election the Darth Vader theme could be used!

This election is really no fun unless Palin comes into the picture, and I would make fun of her, but it's all been done. VP Tina Fae doesn't need to be made fun of, in my opinion, she does it well enough on her own.

Well, my train of thought is dead. Goodbye.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

YAY! NO ONE READS MY BLOG!

Well, it's been -what?- two weeks now? Ya'll deserved to hear something.
I don't think anyone reads this anymore.
Not a person. So, those who do read (though no one does) its POETRY TIME!


It all starts with a dream.

Stupid, huh?

A dream.

It wraps up around me like a cream silken sheet.
The flow and the beauty of it all taking over my senses.

Yet,
Still it stays,
A Dream.

Her bright hair glistens as I dream.
She is not mine.
Was.
But never again will.

But she’s there.

She’s dancing with another boy.
And I’m jealous.

Very Jealous.

I shouldn’t be.
She’s just a friend.
A pretty friend.

Especially in THAT dress.
The white one with the lace and pearls.
The one in the dream
The one that seems to engulf her as she twirls.

But,
It’s just a dream,
Still a friend,
Always a dream and a friend

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Lalala~

Sorry for the readers who still read (though there are very few). I've been busy latly.
The big news that got me here is about me (duh).
Me and Tom are offically a couple~ YAY~
That's all I got.
Yup.
Night.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Grapes of Wrath

Hmm... well, it's been awhile.
I've been a bit wrapped up in things lately.
Truly, I'm just getting lazy. I COULD say I'm wrapped up in school work, but I've been not reading. So tomorrow I will read three chapters and on Monday I will read three chapters and on Tuesday I will write the paper getting done RIGHT before orientation. Whoo! 215 pages in 2 days. This should be fun.
I'm also been on writers block, not that that's kept me away from my laptop. My father is getting pissed that I can't move my laptop to my room, but at the same time he refuses to get me a wireless router (take 2. So far its Wireless Router: 1 Poppie: 0) so I can have my computer in my room. It was something along the lines of me not ever coming out of my room. Why my parents want to see me, though, is still a wonder. And I'd come out to eat (and go to the bathroom, but my mom fights that its connected to my room, so I can't use that one anymore). I'd also come out for school and dinner. Possibly even boredom.
So I'm still fighting!
Anyway, speaking of fighting, my dads yelling at me again. Something about "if you mix up brownie mix, EAT THE GOD DAMN BROWNIES" don't know what that's about...

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Ok, Back to Insanity

Ok, so... writing about being a writer is really stupid in all retrospect. So, no more of that, k?
Well, I've been waiting to write to you from my bedroom. But that's never going to happen cause my dad promised to help me and- Oh! guess what! He's not doing a freakin' thing. All he's done so far is move a file onto my flshdrive and tell me we don't have the right thing to run it. I swear to God I might as well have Christian give me step by step instructions from over the computer because that would be about as effective as my father! And seeing as that's what we've been doing so far, I'm getting pretty annoyed.
This is going to be the only Star Wars refrence you will ever hear from me:
I want to be able to force choke soooo much right now.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Rejections

Well, one of my friends got her first rejection ever today.
I don't really know what to say other then that. I'm still waiting for my personalized rejection. (I know, I dream big).

Friday, July 18, 2008

The Mail Room

Ok, so for my old readers; i thought i needed a bigger subject then the borningness of my life. So, I'm writing about writeing.
I start my new idea with my 1st advance as an author:
Mailing my novella.
Now, this really isn't so complicated, right? Wrong.
So, I get there today and walk up to the counter. I have no idea how many freaking stamps I'm supposed to put on the damn thing. I ask it to be weighed. Guess how many stamps I needed to send it.
Seven. Seven stamps.
After that I went to the big blue mailbox. The one in the middle of the street. It's got to be that one. For dramatic effect. I stood there for five minutes. I finally put it in when a women walked by and asked, "Is it your frist manusqript sent out?"
And I thought: Was it really that noticible?

Friday, July 11, 2008

Boredom on a Friday

So, I'm bored. Mhm
Are you bored? Please tell me, please.
Are you bored like me?

Monday, July 7, 2008

EWWW Monday

Ok, did I happen to metion that my kitten likes popcorn now?
How great is that?
It's a-stormin' right now (O's havin' a heart attack). I'm writing and Tonks is... eating popcorn.
Can you believe how boring my summer is?

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Happy Bleated Patriotic Explosion Day!

Ok, I meant to get ya'll on Friday but, one thing after another happened including some fireworks flying on our roof. Yesterday was: Let's see family day!, so I was gone then and when I got home was forced to watch a crappy sitcom we got from Netflix (sure, I put it on the list, but really it sucks. I couldn't sit through an episode).
This morning, I spent my hours trying to get my internet to work on my new laptop. I failed. I'll try again next weekend. I spent my week waiting to see friends (which I finally did on Patriotic Explosion Day) and waiting for the webcomics I read to update.
We're ready to take Tonks to get de-clawed and if I don't think the method is nice enough I'm not doing it. See, there's this cool new method with lazors which doesn't cut off the cats fingers, so we're looking into it. I'm really freaked out about it and told my mom to come so if the doctor uses big words I can't understand (which won't be hard since I couldn't figure out what gastrointestinal was for the first 13 years of my life) she can translate.
Anyway, I'll get you an update tomorrow, cause I'm a nice gall (sp?).
See ya'll later!

Monday, June 30, 2008

Monday, June 30th

Ah, hail Monday.
A Monday alone.
With everyone away.
Alone.
With Tonks.
Oh shit. Well, anyway, last week I was at my g'rents. It was, stressful and leave it at that. Tonks got bigger and more vicious while I was away and Drew... well, he's still alive. I actually think Tonks might have autisum. How freakin' cool would that be? Having an austic cat?
Anyway, I'm glad to be home and I'll tell you when I get all the pretty new jewelry my g'rents got for me.
Ok, gotta go, Tonks is trying to eat the vacuum cleaner.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Friday June 20th

Ok, so it's a Friday night. So, it's like every other night only with shitter tv. I'm reading a 'Teen Vogue' and a 'Cosmo Girl'. Sounds like fun for the typical teenage girl, right?
Well, it's too bad I'm not that typical. This shit is kinda boring. My mom thought it was time I became a typical teen girl. Which sucks. I'm reading them because I'm really afraid I'm gonna have a test on them later.
My godmother got me these crazy address stamps with my kitten on it. Oh, right. Tonks is doin' fab. I'll put some pics on soon (my mother keeps taking 'baby pictures'. If its this scary for Tonks, I'm never having kids). Bla... Ok.
Well, I should prolly get back to reading, and if anyone has started/ understands th assignment for advanced.... for English, give me a ring.
*under breath* Start early, I said. Get it over with I said. Well lets wait until you get the assignment. I suppose I shouldn't have read the packet at 2 am, but still...

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

2nd Week of Summer

Hi. I thought I should write something, but I don't really want to.
It's weird, once summer started I've bee really lazy and I feel like I've trying to avoid people (though not intentionally doing so). Next week I'm going to Milwaukee, so I'll be gone. no blog updates.
I got my hair cut(though most of you already know this news) and in two weeks I go to my writing camp. Whee.
Man, I'm tired. I think I'll sleep all day or something. Bye.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Hi

Ok, my Monday and Friday posts kinda failed to happen this week because of stress, a party, school ending, and computer failer. Tonight is not going to be a new post ether, I'm just updating you. I'll be back as soon as I can with some new posts. Sorry guys.
-Megz

Friday, May 30, 2008

Friday

Well, I suppose I should do a post today.
I don't really know what to say. I think I want to say, hi.
This spelling bee is cool. This one guy read 23 pages of the dictionary a day to prepare. I'm rooting for the girl from Rodchester. Catherine! I'm also rooting for the girl from Illinois. She's very happy. Go Rose!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Cooking with Megan

You have heard the stories, right? Well, this cooking story is written entirely in dialog. Blue is me and Yellow is Jevne. Goo0d luck
Noodles sound good?
Why the hell not?
What something to put on top?
Sure, what do you have?
Umm... beef stock. Oh! Hey! Grab me the soy sauce,too. Maybe a couple of chives?
Here ya' go. What else?
Broccoli?
I don't like broccoli.
Potatoes?
Are they cooked enough.
We steamed them yesterday for 3 hours.
Those work. Let's put some flour in, too.
Ok. Just dump it in. (Jevne dumps) I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!
You know I take everything literally.
When everything is done cooking...
You think it's edible?
From our past history with food, I give it a 25% chance...
We can dip the noodles.
Good idea.
(Takes bite) It tastes really good.
Says the girl who used to spit into a glass and called the water pop.
You fell for it!
(Takes bite) Dude, your right.
We made something edible... (Looks around) Where's the horsemen?
What?
Isn't that a sign of the Apocalypse?

Friday, May 23, 2008

A Look Into My Week

Ok, I could go more into my letter to self, but that joke is obviously getting old.
My biggest news of the week is that I got into a class at Mckelister Collage this summer (YAY!). I heard this week and the guys on my bus heard, too.
In gym today, Drake was my backup balyer and I was balying for Shelby. I don't think his hands could have come closer to touching my butt. I swear I was about one move down away from telling him, "If you move those hands any lower, I will be very glad Minnesota does not have the death penelty."
Also, I got a paper back from my English teacher and I got an A. The 1st A of my ninth grade english experience (on a paper that is). I was excited.
Now, for comments I want you to write the funniest thing you overheard this week. I have two:

Mom: [yelling to brothers] LOBSTERS DO NOT USE STERIODS!

Owen: [to Jack's friend Nikki] Ohmygawd, look at Megan, Hedei Klume wore that exact outfit on project runway episode 48.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Letter to Self: Try 2

Dear me,
Right now I'm trying to keep Tonks from eating a bra. Sounds fun, does it not?
I'm actively writing, like, 9 books right now. WHEE. Tell me how that class goes this summer, will you (I'm expecting there to be time machines when you get this).
Do we have the crappy pink cellphone anymore? Do we ever get a cool cell and not that piece of shit. You remember it was mom's fault that we have the shitty piece of crap. Does she still have the same black one that she has no idea how to use?
You still into fashion? Color? Design in general?
Tell you the truth, me, I hate this assignment. It's not like you can be a pen pal with yourself. You can't write back and answer any of my questions. In fact, why am I even writing now? That is an excellent question.
I'll go read some political web comic instead or something.
Love your favorite 9th grader
-Megan

Friday, May 16, 2008

Semi

Ok, so, after completely blacking out the entire Halloween and Valentines Dances from my conscious memory, I have semi to thank for being da bomb!
I danced of course. The slow dance was the most embarrassing. And, trust me, you don't know embarrassing unless at least 50 eyes are staring at you, 25 of those 50 are pointing at you, and afterwards you get 1000000, "OMG MEGAN! YOU AND MATT ARE SOOOOO CUTE" But, it was great, and I'm not saying I didn't like the slow dance.
Emily made me take a picture. Yes, Emily, I'm singling you out because, yes, it was your fault. It was a couple pic, so Matt hugged me, which was GREAT.
The courtyard at school was BEAUTIFUL. The decorators put lights up in the trees and it was GORGEOUS. We sat out there for, like 5 minutes. But, still, gorgeous.
To my girl friends; YOU LOOKED GORGEOUS (favorite word of the evening)!!!!!! Really, you all did. Simply stunning. To the guys; meh. No, I'm kidding, ya'll looked great too.
Now, s'cuse me, but my feet need help for daggers are burning through them. I'll be back later this/ next week with: Letter to Self; Try #2.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Letter to Self: Try 1

I'm curently writing a letter to myself. It's really boring.

Hi me.
Am I as dorky as I am now in the future (if that makes sense)?
I have a kitten. Her name is Tonks. She is 9 weeks old. I suppose you know Tonks though. Does everyone but dad and Jack still call her Sinbad? Does dad and Jack still call her Toonces? Semi is on Friday. I am going with Matt who I am currently dating. God, I'm stupid. Stupid letter to self. It's stupid! Why am I writing this anyway? Meh. Fuck this, I'm going to read about the sex life of Catherine of Arragon. WHOO!
-M.E. Gonzalez

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Late Night, Early Morning

I don't think my day could get anymore stressful.
Seriously, don't get me started.
Now, I'm going to write a speech now.
Night.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Chicago: YOU DID WHAT?!?

Ok, so instead of talking ABOUT my trip to Chicago, I decided I rather to give you the funniest things I heard from other peoples conversations.

1. Max: (on phone) YOU DID WHAT?!?
(short pause)
WITH A KITTEN?!?

2. Berit: Oh! Look! It's purple!
Drake: Of course it's purple! You bit me!

3. Forrest: Ok, who's is this?
(Holds up notebook)
Advanced Algebra, so its one of my peeps
(flips through notebook)
A guy; by the looks of the handwritting
(flips through notebook)
Oh! it's Emily!
(laughter from bus)

4. Ok, so I heard 2 different things about how this qoute was said, but their both funny
Saralyn: Didn't you just push his ass into, like, lead?
or
Saralyn: Did you just pinch his ass until it bled?

5. Rachel: (on phone) Are you you high?
(short pause)
(darkly) Seriously.
(short pause)
Are you high?
(short pause)
Good, cause if you were I'd kick your ass

6. Ben: Oh! You think I'm a fat ass? Look at this ass! Does it look fat to you?

7. Glee: Yesterday I had water come out of my nose! It was awsome!

8. Forrest: Austin, who's your favorite person on the trip?
Austin: Me

9. Forrest: Just because I made out with your arm... It mean nothing!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tonks

Ok, well, long time no talk.
Not much to say.
I got a new cat over the weekend. Her name is Tonks. I love Tonks. Tonky-poo I call her. Anyhoo, I love her more the my brothers.
Going to leave it at that.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Pollen and Spring

Have I ever told you how much I hate spring.
Ok, no, scratch that, I love spring. I love the blooming flowers and leaves and such. What I hate is the pollen.
I'm allergic to pollen, it gives me really bad headachs and makes me sick to my stomach. I have other verious side effects as well, but those are the main ones.
Have I mentioned my hatred for pollen yet?
Because, when you love being outdoors, it puts a damper on things.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Wednes- Opps... Tuesday April 15th

Sorry about the title, I forgot important junk... It feels like Friday cause it's like 68* or something. I lose track of crap like days of the week in the spring, but, sorry.
Well, I suppose a lot has happened since my last post.
Like, for one, I'm dating.
How sweet is that?
I'm totally not re-bounding either, which rocks even more.
We went out Saturday night to go see Juno, and to put it in the exact words, it was perfect.
Now, true, I've only been on one other date in my life (though I don't count it. We didn't even hold hands, so, is it really a date?), but, yeah, perfect.
As you can tell, I'm not going into great lengths to describe what happened. We held hands, kissed (don't ask what kind, cause I'm not really sure how deep into the kiss spectrum it is).
I don't really know what else to say. Oh, 'cept maybe who he is. I kinda forgot about that part. (sorry Matt).

The blog post today really isn't that interesting, but I'm writing it fast so I can go outside (or eat, or eat outside. Yeah. It'll be something food and/or outdoor related).

Friday, April 11, 2008

New Consepts

1. Don't daydream in Science. Otherwise, someone pokes you in the back and when you dont respond the teacher goes, "Bla, bla, bla, bla then you have two of these, Megan." Or maybe even, "Bla, bla, bla so you have 85 of this one, Megan."

2. Remember what you answer when someone asks you out, or you end up asking embarrising questions later like, "Um... dude... what did I answer when you asked me?"

3. Make it clear to siblings if you have twins as friends.
Dad: "Did one of the twins switch bows with you?"
Me: "Dad, only Beth's in orchestra with me."
Dad: "I know, but I can never tell which is which."
Mom: "They look so much alike."
Dad: They are identical, sweetie."
Owen: Wait, there are two of them?"

Really, I'd take every one of these into perspective when going through life. It helps.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Fish




This is Drew. He is Leslie's replacement. It's so weird. I want to call him Leslie, and I want him to be Leslie; but he's not Leslie.
This is Drew. He's my new fishy. I love him; he was the 1st fish I feel in love with at the store (that a cat didn't eat). Really, there's not much I can say about him. He's active and Smudge is afriad of him (I think he bit her). So, I suppose all's good. This is Drew.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

100th post!

Well, its not so "special", but it works.

I'll do a special for the 105 or something, who likes even numbers anyways.

I'll talk about my shopping trip on Thursday.

Sara and Emily got semi dresses, both cute. Emily got accessories. I hung with Matt (cause just by looking at him, you could tell he was not enjoying it).

I bought nothing.

There was a... "funny" story that goes with it all though. Can you say, thong? Can you say, Megan's head. Cause if you put them together its, Sara put a thong on Megan's head and all of her friends were too busy laughing to tell her.

Today was better. I got shoes and a necklace that go with my dress and, well, I suppose you'll see what else eventually; its pretty hard to miss. Jevne, I'm sorry you don't get to see it sooner, cause its wicked awesome!

Also, for a serious thing I want for my birthday, Fortune Cookies. A butt load of Fortune Cookies!

For my non-serious answer; clean my room, cause God knows I'm not doin' it myself.

Monday, March 31, 2008

99

So, "Mostly Madness" is coming up to its 100th post. I want to do something better then what I've done in the past. Like a special, kinda.
But, I need ideas for it. That's what you guys are here for. Comment ideas this post, k?
Anyhoo....
So, life's... interesting.
I'm happy; sad, that stuff. It's life.
Writer's group Wednesday, wish I had a reason to look forward to that.
Other then that; not a lot goin' on. Devil and Angel say "hi". Um... Right.
Also, DoS people, Emily needs $8 for t-shirts. Turn the money in to me. That's the big announcement of the evening.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Peter Pan


And this, haha, this is Peter. He's the last picture worth uploading. He was this hot in person.
OMG, so, here's what happens.
Roanna's in line to meet "Peter" and "Wendy", and she gets all done.
Peter looks at me and goes, "What about you?" I shake my head no.
"What? Are you "Too GROWN UP?" I nod yes.
Wendy: Well, I'm not too grown up to think Peter's real, and I'm fourteen!"
Me: Oh, is that why you don't have a boyfriend.
Wendy: *sticks out tonuge*
Peter: You know what? No! I'm getting a picture with you!
Tabby takes the picture as Peter poses. I'm laughing really hard, and, I'm sunburned already, I'm not blushing.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Strollers



This is me in a Stroller at Disney World. I learned I could just barley squeeze in on the third day. It was sweet.
The last picture is of Roanna when she learned she could PUSH me in the stroller. She kept running into walls and junk with me. We had fun.
So here's the story. I was about dying of heat exhaustion when I first got in the stroller. Then Tim started taking pictures and then Roanna learned she could push me around in it. We were suppose to go swimming on this day. But then it was raining. Obviously it let up.
It was really hot while I was there. And it didn't help that I didn't drink any water.
Let's just say, it was a very interesting trip.




Monday, March 24, 2008

DW1






These are offically my idols now. They're so evil. And so silly.


Obviously I went to Disney world and had a fun time. Mocking people like them. And, no, I have now idea who these children are.




But I do know who the child in this next picture is.


This is Roanna. Dressed up as a Princess. She was too good to do anything with me after it. And the Glitter was EVERYWHERE!!!


It was cute for about five minutes. Not even.


I'll have posts about Disney through out the week, so keep tuning in. ^^

Friday, March 14, 2008

Money

Sorry, it's been awhile.

School talent show today, it was good. Matt and Em, good job to both.

And, I broke up with my boyfriend today. Well, kind of. I said we should "take a break". Does that count?

I'm in love with poetry right now, and though I'd love to enlighten you with mine, it probably wouldn't be too good. I'm still working on Trespassing Clarity, for those of you who wondered and I'm leaving in less then 48 hours for Florida! I think I'll have a computer there, but I'm not sure.

Also, I have a writing exercise for you girls out there (a.k.a. I need help). Write a kissing scene for me, the worst most horrible one you can think of and then the most romantic. Boys join in, too, I'd like to write in a boys point of view one day, so your word will be appreciated also. Don't be afraid to use description!

Bye!

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Saturday

Ah, Saturday.
I have a love hate relationship with Saturday.
Its a weekend.
But, I have to clean.
Cleaning is boring. Cleaning is a waste of time too. Cleaning is baka.
So, yes, love hate relationship.
In other news. I started and finished the rough draft for a book this week. It was impressive. At the end of writing though, I can't structure my scentances well. It makes me dizzy.
Writing will be my early demise.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Mondays

Monday. In Garfeilds words:
I hate Mondays.
Tesspassing Clarity's going ok. I suppose. I've been working on it less then 24 hrs.
Not much to say.
Bye.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Trespassing Clarity

Ok, well my computers back up.
I got my pretty green dress!!!!!
YAY!!!!!
I'm really happy.
I have new bangles to go with it too.
I'm happy.
And I'm trying to find the right words for a book I've been trying to write since 6th grade. I've tried to write it, but there aren't words perfect enough to portray what I'm thinking. This book has to be perfect.
For fun, I'm giving you all the title. Try and guess what the books about. I wanna bet you wont.
It's called: Trespassing Clarity
Good luck.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

99

Another post.
I know, another one.
But, I want to tell you about a dream I had last night.
I remember I had to get to school, and my dreams set in February. Well, I get out of my bedroom, dressed for 12* weather, and its green outside and 99*. So I change into shorts. I go down to the basement to retrieve my shoes, and then its snowing and 34*.
Can you tell I'm ready for spring?

Project-Runway-Day

Sorry I haven't been on for awhile.
I was going to write something on Monday, but then my computer broke. That should answer your "Why hasn't Megan been on im?" question, too.
For Oscars update:
Juno won best original screenplay, and
FALLING SLOWLY WON BEST SONG!!!!!!
I know I'm excited, and happy (lost the bet though. I came in last with 5 right. I WOULD have got best actor right if SOMEBODY hadn't changed it. You know who you are.)
Anyways, I made a teacher laugh today.
In Architectural Drafting, Mr. K comes up and says, "Who's house is this?" It's mine, of course. I tell him so. He starts laughing. Now, I know I'm screwed, because it must be bad if the teachers laughing.
Apparently, I made a hallway too short. It's only 2' and it has to be 3 1/2' or something stupid like that. Anyway, after showing it around the class as a "do not do this" example, he took a picture for future use.
2' is enough though, is it not?

Saturday, February 23, 2008

New Winds

Ok, I know, its awful.
I don't write forever and then write two new posts in one day.
But I wanted to show off my prologue. I want comments. It has to be the best prologue I've ever written!
I mean it.
But, I need to show it off.
Here's the preview, to my new project. ^^

I am nothing like my sisters.
I am not beautiful,
I am not popular,
I am not talented,
And do not get any guy I want.
I am nothing like my sisters.
I am not the prom queen,
I do not get love letters,
I do not have a boyfriend,
And the only thing I can do right, is write.
I am nothing like my sisters.
Especially here.
With Cameron,
And Amy,
And my new life.
I am nothing like my sisters,
And that is the way it should be.

Later that Week

Sorry, its been awhile.
There's not a lot that has happened latly.
But, I should write anyway (as Sara has reminded me today).

In good news, my pretty green dress is in. So there's still a 80% chance I'll get it. YAY!!
And some (few) of you know how gorgous it looks!!

So, Today, or tomarrow I'll have it.

In other news the new couch came today, and its total hell in the Gonzalez household.
Fun, right?

Anyway, its been good to write something about me, verses about Meg, so... yeah.
Talk to you'll later.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Dentist

Dentist.
Good news:

1. No Cavities
2. No more retainer when I'm with friends (except sleep overs)
3. Nice Dental Hygenist

Bad News:
Wisdom teeth

No snappy witty
thing to say. Dentist
is ok. Good clean teeth.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Sorry

Ok, I admit it, I forgot about my blog for a couple of days.
I'll be changing my qoute an my song momentarilly.
I'm sorry. I have nothing to rant about and no big news.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Haikous

Opps, right.
And just to bug the hell out of Emily, here were my "five minutes before class" haikous.


Center
Center in Line
Waiting for my friends to show
Ten until show starts.
Down
Going down a hole
Going fast, not looking down
I wake up in bed
No!
No! Jackson! Stop it!
Put my Barbie doll down now!
No, Jack! Don't eat it!

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Birthdays

Well. It's my sisters birthday.
The most exciting conversation of the night, was about her testie cake.
See, we had this really good chocolate cake, and it had these balls made out of solid chocolate, only it bugged me that my uncle called them balls.
So, I give Tab's mine. And she goes, "Oh! Now I have two balls on my testie cake!"
I have good times with my family.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Talent Show

Ah, the Alice Smith Talent Show.

How I despised it.

My brothers this year was worse then any of my own.

I mean, it wasn't done when my family left.

I watched two girls dance to an Alvin and the Chipmuks song. I watched my brothers (duh). I watched some kids dance (like, a good dance), and also watched a little kid sing every verse to the twelve days of Christmas. He had a lisp. It was cute.

Really, it was ok. Long. But ok.

And this is me being nice.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Water Bottle

Ok.

Ready to play a game?

Look at the title of this post. K?

Now, write a paragraph that goes with the title and keep going. Make a story (I'm on writers block and need ideas).

I'll jump in every few days, copy the comments on a post and write more. Is that cool with everyone? Cool.

Have fun ^^









P.S. I wrote the tilte at random. I found an object on the floor and gave it color, so sorry if it's hard to work with.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Corrected Speech

I wrote another poem.
It's been awhile.
I wrote it last night at about 10:30.
I thought about not posting it. I still am. This might only be a draft. I think I want to though.
I hope you like it.
E-mail me your comments, or IM me.
Here ya' go:

She promised me in April.
She promised never again.

She breaks her promise.

In January, she's close to breaking.
I say, "Maria, please don't," in despair.

She doesn't.

She made a promise to him.
And she wants to keep this one.

How can she keep a promise tto him,
When she could not keep her word to me?

Her words kill me.

I wither in pain.
I know what to do.

I run and hide.
And go to sleep.

And my eyes start to build.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Wednesday. Best Worst Day Ever

Ah. Today was pretty ok. Well, it was mostly hell, but I'm okish now.
The Oscars come only closer and as a yearly tradition, we bet, and whoever wins gets a giftcard.
I tied with my dad one year.
And almost won last year. I was three points behind my mother.
I can't wait.
I'm voting anything Juno or Once.
Once will win all!
And, I need the money...
But, anyway, I finished an interesting book today, and am writing something for an English project.
I'm in heaven.
I wonder if everyone in heaven is this broke.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Love, Life, and The Big Fishbowl in the Sky

Ah, hello blog readers, friends, peers.
I could tell you a lot, in depth, and am.
Everyones fine, well, everyone but Leslie, who is up in God's big fishbowl or the devils or is now a bird (etc. etc.).
I'm dating, which is about where you all are in my relationship.
My friend situation, could be better.
I'm awaiting the Oscar's at this point and crossing my fingers that the writers stop striking, so we can have one. I can't wait to see if Falling Slowly won best song. Or if Juno won any of its. I hope them both well.
My cats high on something again (Whee... Cat Pot!).
I am awaiting my trip to Disney, and, I'm telling you, it's not comming fast enough. My life is awful right now, and, even if I'm only gone for a week, it'll be good to get away from everything.
I hope to finish After It by Wednesday, and I hope I do, though I am rather anxious about having an adult read it.
All in all, blog buddies, my day has been borderline.
Goodnight.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Leslie

My fish, Leslie, is dying.
He swims less and less everyday.
He is begining to float.
Most remeber when I got Lez.
I don't want my fish to die... not yet.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Docter

I hate the docter.

I got a shot, which sucked, but on top of that, I'm 4'9''.

4' freaking 9''. My docters even having a height doctor look at me. I dont know how sad this is, but I'm pretty pissed.

At this point, I'm good with anything. Growth hormones, or steriods.

Ciao

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Saturday the 19th, Best Day Ever

I am complete.
Megan Esme has a boyfriend. Like, offically.
For more information, call or im me.
EEEE!!!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

2nd Qaurter and Jack's B-day

Ok, can I say 3rd grade spelling sucks? Cause it does.
I "got" (meaning I sugessted my parents get it for my brother as his gag gift for Christmas when I had money and got it for his birthday) Jack "Are You Smarter then a 5th Grader" The Board Game. He wanted to prove he was smarter then me. He didn't.
He was stuck on 3rd grade forever.
And I got lucky (few bad 3rd grade spelling and 5th grade S. Studies I must admit. How am I supposed to know where the continental railroad started? *cough* Utah *cough*) and won.
Also, my last day of Creative Writing was today, and I am sad, though I'm keeping the few good things I wrote for help in the future (and Shakeshereain (?) allision (?).
So, yeah.
Send your "Happy B-day" Jack comments if you're so inclined.
Yeah.
'Night.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

P. Runway Night

Kit left....
I loved Kit.
And her designs....
Damn I'm sad. Poor Kit. Evil Rami.

Monday, January 14, 2008

The New A.G. Movie


Kit. She has been an American Girl since I was seven or eight. I have the doll, I have the books, and she happens to be my favorite girl.


Well... until Hollywood got her.


Now Kit Kittredge (I think that's how you spell th last name) is a new movie comming out July 2008.


Kit is a girl who lives during the great depression and her dad loses her job and everything. A very tramatic story to read when you're seven-ten.


Now, American girl has made movies before. Three, acctully.


In 2004 they started it off with the Samantha movie. I loved it as eleven year old. (ok, I was forced down and watched it with my cousin, Mallory.) Samantha, for the guys who read my blog, is the American girl doll from the turn of the centrary and she looks at womens rights movements and when children still worked in factories and such.


Then, in 2005, American Girl had another TV speiceal on WB. Felicity (again, being forced to watch by my cousin.). One of the lesser known girls. She is a Pre-Revolutionary american (or, virginian).


2006, Molly came to be. Molly is the 40's girl. Dad goes off to war, houses Brittish girl in her house, all that good stuff. It aired on Disney Channel. I watched it in curiosity. It strayed off more from the book then Samantha did (Felicty I never read, so cannot say how bad it was.).


Now Kit comes out and I'm foresieeing the worst for it. I watched the preveiw (which will be on my video bar becase of my technoligy ignorance) and, I am appaled. Kit lived induring the Great Depression not many people had enough to get by, not to mention own cars. My big thing is that I watched the trailer and found, like, 8 things that weren't in the book.


I geuss, all in all, this post has no meaning of exsistance. I thought that American Girl was better then to let some Hollywood director mess with their book. Really, all this post was me ranting (I always rant) and me being bitter (which I probably am a lot) but, I geuss the fact that this movie is ruining the only childhood memory I even wish to remeber is killing me (and pissing me off).


Well, yeah. That's about all I can say.




Ok, so I'm not really sure why I care at all about this whole, "doesn't stick to the book" thing. Maybe I'm just bitter and ranting and probablly not making any sense (damn, and I just figured out that's exsactly what I'm doing.).

Sunday, January 13, 2008

National TV Rocks!

I just watched a guy get dumped on national television.
It was beautiful.
All I have to say is:
Go Jen!

Sunday... yeah

Well, Ben came over.
We tried watching Harry Pooter until my DVD player stopped working. We tried to get it to work for twenty minutes. All in all it was funny.
But, yeah....
So, after it sucks, I'm not following the amazing race anymore because it was 2 much work.... yeah.
So... yeah. Bye now.

Friday, January 11, 2008

A Great and Terrible Beauty


God, last night I finnished the most depressing book ever.

It was written beautifully though. I could never reach that level in a million years.

Not that I'm saying my writing level isn't good enough as it is, I just rather have it get better.

But, anyway, after reading such great literature, all I could do was write. Good God, I wrote like a cat sleeps (about 18 hrs. a day by the way).

I have given up on my awful spelling.

And I have a date Sunday! EEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Ok, well, adios.
P.S. How cool is this? I just found out I can do it.... This is the color of my room now and if you look in the bottom left corner, that blue is the color it shall become.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Grades and Stuff

Well, ok, I'm making a political parties yup with 3 guys at school.
I wanted our party mascot to be a pheasant. No one went for it and it sounds like our mascot is going to be a butterfly from where we stand right now. I was my idea, but I think that mascot might be too girly for me.
I'm very liberal and I've got to tell you about a conversation me and my reactionary grandfather had. He was all, "We shouldn't let those damn communists take us over! It's all the communists fault (etc.)"
I told him I thought us Americans deserved to be taken over and that if our democracy was screwed up it was Bush's fault (my Grandfathers a Bush supporter.) I rather be a slave to a communist country then go the way we're heading. Maybe this isn't a Liberal view, but its a view, and it was fun to take my point up to my grandfather.
In other news, I'm no longer failing Spanish (yay!) and my grades will keep rising if I do ok in all the dialogues and the quiz. (I need 100% on everything to get to a new letter grade!)

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Last Day of Break

I have girl scouts tomorrow. I can't wait.
My break was ok.
I got lost at the Walker (and got sick there!).
I did some work on After It.
I woke up this morning and decided I had died and gone to hell because something hit me.
School starts tomorrow.
Now, I'm leaving with sleepiness.
Good bye.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Alicia's Gone!!!!!!
Sweet P rules!!!!!

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Happy New Years!

Well, My 1st post of 2008!
I had tons of people over tonight!
Beth, and Molly, Matt and Christian, Jevne and Claire, and Ben.
It was fun
We talked, trashed my room, and listened to Matt's ipod (not as torchurest as I thought it would be, some of it I knew and liked).
Now I should probably clean my room.... again.
Happy Bush goes out of office year! (again)