Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Christmas

I got a dictionary, everybody happy now? Huh?
I got a stuffed koala which I promptly named Cloe and 4 Barbie's (named Joy, Hope, Summer, and Lan[short for Elizabeth May]). It's not only sad that I got the Barbies in the first place, but I also named them.
I got some very cute clothes from Holester (is that how it's spelled) which I'll wear whenever I want to look like a slut (Go School Dances!!). I hope I live through the stench of the clothes.
I also got a political bumper sticker for my non-existent car, two political buttons, and two political t-shirts that I will be wearing the Tuesday I get back to school to annoy Ms. Heartzler (is that how you spell it?).
My brother Owen got me a Pokemon action figure (Ash k. and his Starly to be exact).
My brother Jack got me Cranium.
And my mom got me, A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens and Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austin.
I got my mother the best (and most expensive) necklace I could buy (afford).
My dad got me something special, too. He got me an entire box set of Monty Python.
Not to mention my ipod.
Anyway, no more bragging.
Ciao (Who said I was going to use, said dictionary?)

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Crazy Sunday

Ok, so tonight on the amazing race:
Goth couple Kynt and Vyxsin came in 5th place- but thankfully it was a non-elimination round, so they were not eliminated.
1 month dating/ hypies, TK and Rachel came in 4th
and Asian dad and daughter, Ronald and Christina came in 3rd.
Their 1st destination was Anacona, Italy, where the road block was.
The road block was to find the next clue which was on the ground up in the air.
Anyone would do it other then me unless someone was afriad of heights.
Next teams went to Vinci, Italy, birthplace of Leonardo De Vinci. There was a Detour here.
It was Invention or Tradition. In invention you had to make a crain to lift something. In tradition you did a traditional flag dance.
I'd build.
The pit stop was in Florence, Italy.
Can you tell I've lost my spirit?

Me and My Insane Traditions

I'm spending my winter break editing.
How sad is that?
I really want my book good, though.
So far its 44 pages. Pretty good, no?
I haven't gotten any reply from him yet, but once I do, I let you know if or if not I'm going out at all (the rest of the information is classified.)
In other news, I haven't let my ipod out of vision since I got it.
I love my ipod.
I think "love" might actually be an understatement.
Anyway, I'm leaving now.
Ciao/ Chow

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Love

Well, I did it.
I'm so happy now.
I wonder where everyone is.
I'll tell you where.
They're not here to share their happiness with me.
For more infromation about me and Ben, e-mail or fax me.
Chow!

Saturday, December 15, 2007

I'M REALLY GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Love

Not that anyone reads this anymore, I have to make a memorial to Jack.
Jack is a designer on Project Runway and he left a show tonight. Jack has HIV, not the reason he left the show (lost $5 to mom) but he left the show for another medical reason. From what I know he did not die, but he was my favorite designer so I was sorry to see him leave.
On a lighter note, Chris (that fat guy)came back in Jack's absense. I love him. Tim Gunn said something about making mistakes at 3am (and didn't relize what he said until the designers commented.
All In all, I laughed, I cried.
I love Project Runway.

One the Twelfth Day Waiting For Christmas

Today, I'm going to write my story.
My only Christmas story of your life.
I shall call it: The Perfect Gift.
We shall leave it at that.
And you all said sleeping in the closet wouldn't help (well, technically it didn't, my love for... well yes... ummm.... the art, yes that's it).
In other news, I hate Spencer. (what's new? I need gossip. Anyone got anything good? I know I'm usually the gossip queen, but Tess has been nothing but a trickle. Spencer has been spreading shit about me that no one believes, but that's all I got)
Anyway, I got nothing.
Night!

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Sunday Version 2.0

I'll get down to it now.
Goth couple Kynt and Vyxsin: 2nd
1 Month dating, hypies TK and Rachel: 4th
Aisian dad and daughter Ronald and Christina: 1st
They went to Croatia this week.
Road Block was putting a brick into a wall right. I'm not even gonna list, just comment if you care who would do that task.
Detour was either climbing walls or rowing a boat. I could climb the (brick) wall.
That's it.
I'm lazy.
Bye

Explination

To explain for last nights announcement:
I walk into the kitchen to announce to my oh-so loving parents that I just finished the comic I was reading.
My mom and sister are talking and my mother and my mom goes, "Ask her now."
My sister goes, "Megan, would you like to go to Disney World with us so when me and Tim want to go out we can have you watch Ro?" (All I heard was "you go to disneyworld with us?")
My mom then puts in, "You wouldn't get paid, you going to Disney would be-"
"Yes, yes, yes." (Me)
My uncle Tim (family friend, not really relitive) goes, "We'll get a suit so you don't have to bunk with Ro and we might have a computer so you can stay in touch with home to get "homework"" (I heard "Diseny, you dont have to share a room with Ro, Disney, computer."
If you can beilive me I almost had a heart attack. I said I would, ran out of the room (screaming, "I'm going to Disney World!!!!!!!!") and typed that in.
Now that I look back on it, I'll be with them which pretty much means I need to acctully find a Pocahontas thing for Sara this time, acctully get something for Jevne, Amanda, and get a rocker Micky for Matt (I have a list, sad no?) not to mention get my mom 100000000 Micky mouse rice krispie ears (so, in other words, no Christmas/ Hanukkah presents for you guys ^_^).
It also means that I have to not have any "teen moments", listen to someone elses authority, keep regularly clean (mess wise, not self wise), and be away from my family for a week (God loves me), and be regularly behaved, not be too picky with fast food (or food in general which means I'll probably have to eat at Micky D's), and see 100000 Disney princesses with a child who will probablly never remeber any of this. Lucky for her she'll get to dress up like Cinderella while she's there though.
So anyway, sorry about the outburst of happiness.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD!!!!!!!!!!

The Ghosts of Christimas Past

I really shouldn't put things off.
I have already made my few New Years Revolations.
1. I'm going to get strait "A"'s fuck it!
2. I'm going to consistantly clean my room. At the least once a month.
As I clean I find the most intresting things.
1. My 7th grade "A"-Day Binder with Spanish and English worksheets still inside.
2. My "B"-Day Binder from 8th grade included is a smushed poptart that I believe must have been my breakfast. It looked like it had just come out of the package, too, which is rather discusting seeing it must be more then a year old at this point.
3. Old notes, some dating back to 5th grade (I tossed most because I couldn't read them). Jevne, was that the year we wrote everything backwards so if Ms. Oldgoat found it, we wouldn't get in trouble even though she total knew it was us when she found one on the floor that one time?
4. Numerous flower petals. My first though is; why the fuck did I keep that thing in my room so fucking long (You should have smelled the vase while we were cleaning it out)? My next was, "Why didn't I pick these up before now?" That flower was in my room for about two months and it only lived two or three days, just to give you some perspective there.
5. I hate books.I can't fins all the books in the series plus I dont even own some, making that hard, I haven't even started on the ones not in a series yet.
In conclusion, cleaning sucks.
I've got to go now help my pappi re-arrange the living room. More about that later.

Friday, December 7, 2007

How I Spend my Firday Nights

Everyone has left Christian and me to die tonight.
I think at the begingging (until 10:30) Christian abandoned me, too.
Anyways, now I will mindlessly eat to forget about tonight.
'Night!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Every Few Days

I love Scinece. I love Ben.
My life is seemingly perfect right now.
I finished my prologe, so now After it is almost done...
Just more editing to do first.
I hate Culinary Arts (but what else is new?).
Sorry I cant stay and talk, but I've gotr to wrap x-mas gifts.
Goodbye.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Country and Christimas

In truth, now that I look back on today, it was ok.
I'm having my holiday stress and-
Stupid cat... trying to climb the christmas tree.
I'm writing all new materal for explain Christmas in my agnostic veiws and to those non-christians what exsactly its about, and I have some pretty strong veiws.
My brother is having fun with the crappy violin music my uncle gave him for Christmas. It sounds worst then when I play.
I have so much insperation today writing wise its crazy.
I think I'm going to work on "Thearpy in a Few Words," my newest compisition.
Now, to listen to people yell and country music... *shudders*

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Sunday

Time again for the amazing post. I'm sorry.
Goth couple Kynt and Vyxsin: 2nd
1 month dating, hypies TK and Rachel: 1st
Aisian dad and daughter Ronald and Christiana: 3rd
Blonds Shana and Jennifer were sadly elimated. Sorry for those who liked them.
The road block was to deliver a package to a student then deiliver their package to a store. The key was listening. I don't even have to name my friends this time. They'd do it. Everyone except Jevne, because, really I don't trust her attention span (sorry jevvie. Love you, but don't trust your direction taking skills.)
The detour was Count Down or Step up. In count down you had to count all the pickets on a fence. In Step Up you had to walk on stilts to a cetain point.
I'd do stilits cause I don't have the attention span to count.
Yup.
Bye now.

Why I Hate Disney

Why the fuck did he make so many fucking princesses?
I hate them all.
"One day my prince will find me." Do you know how much bull that is?!?!?
And they're not independant at all!
Only Mulan... ok and Pocahontas... and Ariel (kinda)... and Jasmine (kinda).... ok and Belle (in a way).
Well anyways, I had to watch 4 fucking hours of dinsney and it was all the same! A fucking love song after love song after love song. I was nautious at one point.
*sigh*
Well, my prince might not come, but I can always send part of this to a Women's Rights Magizine...
If you'd like to help me prove my point on how Disney hates the idea of independence in women, comment away.
Sexist pig.
Really, this post wasmade for me to rant.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Cram It

You know,
When you think about life when you're five you think,
"Life will be so smooth. Everything is so easy. Especially love. That's the easiest.
I usure you its not.
I really don't know what else to say today. So I'll leave you saying this:
Love bites.