Chicago: YOU DID WHAT?!?

Ok, so instead of talking ABOUT my trip to Chicago, I decided I rather to give you the funniest things I heard from other peoples conversations.

1. Max: (on phone) YOU DID WHAT?!?
(short pause)
WITH A KITTEN?!?

2. Berit: Oh! Look! It's purple!
Drake: Of course it's purple! You bit me!

3. Forrest: Ok, who's is this?
(Holds up notebook)
Advanced Algebra, so its one of my peeps
(flips through notebook)
A guy; by the looks of the handwritting
(flips through notebook)
Oh! it's Emily!
(laughter from bus)

4. Ok, so I heard 2 different things about how this qoute was said, but their both funny
Saralyn: Didn't you just push his ass into, like, lead?
or
Saralyn: Did you just pinch his ass until it bled?

5. Rachel: (on phone) Are you you high?
(short pause)
(darkly) Seriously.
(short pause)
Are you high?
(short pause)
Good, cause if you were I'd kick your ass

6. Ben: Oh! You think I'm a fat ass? Look at this ass! Does it look fat to you?

7. Glee: Yesterday I had water come out of my nose! It was awsome!

8. Forrest: Austin, who's your favorite person on the trip?
Austin: Me

9. Forrest: Just because I made out with your arm... It mean nothing!