My Entire Week, Summed up in One Post

I'm back! Ok, so I'm going to do this in list form (I've been planing this since wednesday so its for me not for you). I might have some more written for funny events or events I want more detailed, but other then that, it'll be a list.
I'll start with homecomming since I didn't have time to write about that.
In English that day, I knew how it felt to be a porn star. Now that I know, I never want to be one again. That's all I have to say about that.
The homecomming ritual was fun, and I thank Emily for my admission again (you're souviner is great, you'll love it).
Ok, time to list.
Day 1: Getting there and Disney: Magic Kingdom

• 4:00 Plane Ride on the fucking smallest plane ever!
• Alanta: I miss my friends already

Now, the gross thing about here, is that we got some food at a place here and my dad wrung greese out of a fry. Gross, no?

• Nap when we get to the condo

I put in Princess Monokee by Hayao Miyazaki (my brother's choice. I am not obsessed, thank you very much!) About halfway through the movie I fell asleep and when I awoke (or, better put, woken up by my brothers) when the movie was over (thus why the slimey little bastards woke me).

• Space Mountain
• Monsters Inc.: Laugh Room (where mym father was the guy who "doesn't think this is funny)
• Tea Cups: when Megan rides multiple times and barfs twice.

While waiting in line for this ride, my father tells me that if you're going to be a writer, you have to go on at least one drug trip (thus Alice in Wonderland). I just laugh and barf.

• Splash Mountain: When the boys ask me who "Bere Rabbit" is

Ok, so here, on the way in, my dad goes, "Boy, the really have the Bere Conditioning going, don't they?" and after, while still on the ride he goes, "Now, to make sure you don't get off the ride dry, they have a hillybilly spray you with a garden hose." No hillybilly. No garden hose. Less enjoyable.

• Pirates: When Megan runs out of money (No souviners for you! Mwa ha ha ha ha!)
• Getting lost on the way back to the condo: Fun For The Whole Family!

And that's just day 1... sometimes I worry for my parents sainty (a.k.a. my father) No cute boy sightings yet.

Day 2: Disney: MGM Studios

• Wake Up
• Ride Tower of Terror (I'm not typing 7 arriving at Disney Parks, damnit!)
• Drew Carry: sounds studio (when I refuse to go on the Star Wars ride)
• Jedi Guy: Starring some Disney employee! (when I say, "Hell, yeah! I'm going to the dark side. Come on Vader!

Ok, so some guy was dressed in a jedi costume and was teaching these 5 year olds to use a lightsaber and darth comes up and askes them to go to the dark side with him. I, being sick of the jedi, scream at the stage, "I'll join ya!" No one else notices but my very embarresed parents.

• Muppets
• Pizza Planet (Why I love Jack)

Ok, weird, I know. You see, I wanted a Stitch toy because Stitch rocks, but it was $11. So we go to this Disney version of Chuckie Cheese and I see this crain machine filled with Lilo and Stitch dolls. $3.50 later I had a Stitch toy AND a Lilo. (I got the Lilo myslef, Jack won the Stitch for me.)

• Rockin Rollarcoster also known as Headach World!: staring Areosmith (It's not that I didn't like the music... the Rollarcoster part was awful though... and my brother didn't want to do it twice, so I had to go again)
• Fanrasmic also known as Fanstupid

At this point, I beginto miss my friends real bad. See, they had this pocahontas thing, and I thought of Sara.

Day 3: Sea World

• Wake up
• Mantee's: The sea cow: more homesickness
• Alantis: the awful water ride, now in this special TV offer, you get one mime totally free!
• Lunch
• Shamoo the killer whale also known as Shampoo
• Wild Artic: Star Wars with Polar Bears
• Kraken: one of the best rollarcosters ever!
• Sharks: Welcome to Underwater World!
• Penguins (smelliest bird on earth) and puffins (not as smelly as penguins)
• Buying a Grover puppet

My dad does voices and one he can do is Grover. He said," I, Grover, am here to teach you the evils of sports gambling so I might get an early release. It was fucking hillarious.

• Leaving SeaWorld (allauha!)
• Compter Night: talking to Megan: wanting to die

Day 4:Universal: Islands Of Adventure

• Suess Land

My dad asked me to write the story he made up entitled: The Sneetches meet The Lorax. The sneetches kill the lorax and eat him. The End.

• The Lost Contant: Deuling Dragons Ride: Another good Rollarcoster
• Jerrassic Park: Lamest water ride ever
• Cartoon Lan: Dudley Do-Right Ride

When Hillybillys really did spray us with garden hoses!

• Hero Land (Hulk: best rollarcoster ever!)

THis is whn I refused to take pictures next to anyone who wasn't a girl superhero. I mean, they do all the work and the guys get all the credit. Like for instance: X-Men. If Rouge hadn't been there, there'd be no Wolverine.

Day 5: The Ocean and NASA

• The Ocean

On the way there we saw a sigh reading: Kola-T-Cars

• NASA

Day 6: Univeral: Studios

• Jevne texts!
• Terminater 2 (Owen has an axsiety attack)
• E.T. (Lamest ride, longest wait)
• Men in Black (and alien would eat me)
• Jaws: when I wish the shark would have eaten Matt (not my friend, the "tour guild")
• Earthqauke: when I lose it (WHEE! Spaz attack!)
• The Mummy: when I meet Drew

He sat next to me on the ride. He was 14, had brown curly hair (lighter then Matt's), and had a brittish acsent. Need I say more? (I even got "scared" on the ride. Ha ha ha.)

• Twister: More hypervenilation for Megan!
• Shrek 4D: Nothing to report
• Dinner at Downtown Disney
• Computers: Talking to Matt
• Jevne calls!

Day 7: Disney: Animal Kingdom

• Wake up call (literally) Sorry if I hung up on you!
• Rapids Ride

The first time I didn't get wet, so I went again with my bro. The I got soaked. Didn't dry off until I got home that night.

• Everst: Pretty cool rollarcoster
• It's Tough To Be A Bug: still hate the creepy crawlies
• Finding Nemo: The Musical (Yes. The musical.)
• Dinosaur Ride (when Jack wet himself in fear)
• Sleep

Day 8: Pack up, Go Home

• Clean Room
• Cheack Out
• Downtown Disney (Souviner time!)
• Airport: Finding the week I leabe, the guys come
• Plane
• Alanta: when I see all the hot guys who are flying back to MN with me)
• Plane
• HOME!!!!!!

Ok, so, I'll post pictures as soon as I can and... here's a list of souviners and the people I got them for:

1. Emily: Christmas Ordiment
2. Jevne: Shells
3. Matt: Stuffed Toy
4. Sara: Stuffed Toy
5. Molly: Keychain
6. Beth: Keychain

As they say: Ta ta for now!